Gaming Hell

Time for the debut of the original Xbox on Gaming Hell with Gunvalkyrie, an early game for the system by Smilebit of Jet Set Radio fame, taking on the 3D action genre with an aerial-focused insect hunt. What chaos awaits Kelly and Saburouta on the planet Tir na Nog? Read on to find out! The MS Paint art for this one shows one of my favourite stages. Naglfar's Pit, which has a huge orb you have to make your way up to. How are Sarah and Sniper breathing in space? Don't worry about it.

Fresh from the toilet, it's Gaming Hell's latest article, all about The Ooze! Sega Technical Institute give us the story of D. Caine, the slipperiest, slimiest video game protagonist out there, but can they make it work, or will it all go down the tubes? Well, maybe knowing that this game broke two controllers and is forever banned from appearing on my streams might clue you in, but hopefully you can give it a read and see where I'm coming from with this one. This one took a lot out of me, but it's done now, and I can rest easy knowing I can flush this one down the bog without pity! What we'll cover next is anyone's guess, maybe I'll just commit to the bit and cover, I dunno, X-Perts or something. [Please no. - Ed]